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Q. Why did the boy throw butter out the window?

A. To see the butter-fly.
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Q. If I have a bee in my left hand and a bee in my right hand, what do I have in my eye?
A. Beauty (beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!) |
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Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A great walkie-talkie!
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Q. Can February March?

A. No, but April May.
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Q. Who is the bees favorite pop group?

A. The Bee Gees! |
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Q. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A. When there are Ape-ril showers!
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Q. What do you get when a row of rabbits takes one step backwards?
 
A. A receeding HARE LINE
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Q. What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
A. All sort of antics.
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